I have read up to page 10. If you haven't read as far as me, don't read this.
After page 10, I think Colonel Mustard killed the butler with the candlestick in the library. First, why is there a candlestick in the library? It is the 21st century. Unless you are trying to create a romantic ambiance, turn on the lights...a lamp at least. So that is suspicious. Second, I am not entirely convinced that the Colonel is actually a colonel. Is Colonel Sanders a military leader of poultry? I don't think so. Therefore, what is this sunshine bandit a leader of? Condiments? Small seeds? Dwight Shrute's shirts? Sounds way fishy. He must have done it.
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